ANI-TIME!

Hi!

2008-05-09T13:03:00.002+09:30

Hello loyal readers...just letting you know why my posts have been so non-existent of late. I guess I've just been feeling a little pop-culturally unispired, and have just started a new blog, about art and artful things I like...so check it out if you so miss my witty words...thanks for reading :)

http://artlifeetc.blogspot.com

Exciting news!

2008-02-13T01:08:00.000+10:30

I know, I know-I promised no mention of John or Jim but I'm a rebel, man. Give me a rule and I'll find a way to break it. Also, this is too good not to share: The latest news from Hollywood is that the writer's strike is all but over which means we could still get up to 6 new episodes of the Office before the season ends! I'm almost as excited as these guys:

"And they say she's so lucky, she's a star..."

2008-02-12T23:37:00.000+10:30

Hi, sorry I have been so slack but I am finally meeting my challenge of connecting Britney to Jim Halpert or John Krasinski, for I am a woman true to my word.

While we are all aware of Britney's sad downward spiral, I wanted to take a moment and focus on the beautiful girl she was and still is, with these stunning and simple photos taken several years ago...

And while Britney been on a downhill slide since her days of glory, some stars just get better with time, for instance John Krasinski, who went from this:

To this:

Hmmm, that gives me an idea...

Ummm....nope.

And I promise to mention neither Britney nor John/Jim in my next post. Well, not exclusively anyway...:P

I'll just call it Jim/John-time! @ Ani-time!

2008-02-06T14:28:00.000+10:30

I just read a great account/review of John at http://laineygossip.com/John_Krasinski_at_the_Superbowl.aspx

Here are some tidbits:

"The best hotness is the kind that takes you by surprise. Sure - he's cute in that college backpack kinda way but - at least for me on tv - not in that rip your panties passion. Until you see him in person.In person, cute becomes quiver. In person there's a quiet confidence that gets real sexy real fast. Especially since he is still a regular dude. No entourage, no handlers... Just John and his dad.

...John is not pretty. His nose is probably a little more bulbous than it should be and he doesn't have the best hair but there's a super chill vibe about the way he walks - a gait that implies he'd know what to do with you when no one's around and large soft looking hands and clean fingernails and when he stopped to take photos he would easily slip his arm around your waist, resting it just above the hip...it all makes for a fresh laundry scented fantasy. Or on a rug in front of the fireplace after a night of dvds and cheetos...

...He took his hat off and gave it to someone and showed off some awful hat head. Of course he didn't care. Rare a man who doesn't care about his hair. Even my husband cares about his hair. And he is the most style un-friendly, fashion backwards dude you can find. But John Krasinski didn’t care about his hair. Love, love, love. We made eye contact twice. I want to say ten seconds but it was more like three....several fans asked to have their picture taken… he obliged every time. With a smile and that arm around the waist. Sigh."

Although, I must disagree with the "John is not pretty" statement, and here is some evidence to back me up:

"You want more? I'll give you more..."

2008-02-06T13:25:00.000+10:30

In case you've been otherwise distracted, here's the latest on Britney Spears: She has been commited to a psychiatric ward and has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Also, her parents have issued a restraining order against her dodgy 'manager'/enabler Osama Lufti (who seems to aspire to be Howard K. Stern aka Anna Nicole Smith's dodgy ex 'manager'/enabler). For all the latest, perez has the goss: http://perezhilton.com/category/britney-spears/

But the very latest news is Britneys mother Lynne Spears' declaration in court about the events that led up to Britney being commited, and it's pretty shocking:

"...I also heard the evening that Britney’s and Sam’s fight that evening, Sam(Osama) had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan, her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve her kids...

...The paparazzi reported to Sam and addressed him with great respect. They treated him like a general. He instructed them to get her back to the house. They later told Sam that Britney was on her way back...

...(Sam) then told me, “I’m the one who spends 24/7 with your daughter. I sleep in cars outside her house so she can’t leave.” Sam then said, “You people throw everyone under the bus, if you don’t listen to me I’m going to make your name sh** in the papers.”...

...Sam told me,” You’d better learn that I control everything. I control Howard Grossman, Britney’s business manger. I control her attorney's and the security guards at the gate. They don’t listen to Britney, they listen to me. That’s why Jamie (Britneys Dad) was gone tonight.”...

...(Sam) told me that if he weren't in the house to give Britney her medicine, she would kill herself. Then he said to me "If you try to get rid of me, she'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."...

...At one point during the night, Sam was screaming at me and Britney said to me, “Sam treats me like that.” Then she picked up the house phone and said, “Look at the phone, it doesn’t work.” Sam then blamed the dead phone on Britney. Jackie spoke up and said to Sam, “You said you cut down the phone wire.”

Britney then said again at some point during the night, “When do I get to see my babies?” Sam answered, “Wednesday. “ Britney then said, “What do I have to do to see them?” Sam responded, “Take the pills I tell you to take.” Britney said, “I don’t like the pills and I don’t like the psychiatrist. Can’t I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?” Sam responded, “If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies.” Jackie then said, “Britney, your parents can help you find a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist needs to get to know you to give you the right medicine.” Sam then raised his voice and said, “Why don’t you get back with Kevin.”

Britney then said, “I’ll do anything to get them back.”...

...Adnan has called me and told me he’s worried about Britney. He told me that Sam hides the phones and tells her he has lost them. He also hides her dog, London. She looks for him all over the house crying and then Sam brings the dog from the hiding place and acts like her savior."

Read the full story at http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-05-every-little-bit#more-13574

How did I miss this!?

2008-02-06T12:58:00.000+10:30

I was perusing johnkrasinski.net and it looks like John Krasinski was on Law & Order:Criminal Intent...

Jim and Goren on the same screen-be still my heart!

Michelle's statement...

2008-02-02T13:38:00.001+10:30

Michelle Williams has released her first statement since Heath Ledger's death, and her words are sad yet lovely:

"Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best memories of him."

Baby Spice's baby...

2008-02-01T17:18:00.000+10:30

How adorable is Baby Spice Emma Bunton's baby Beau!?, although...

...he's not quite as cute as Jim:

"What has one thumb and loves Ani-time? This guy!"

(hmm, exactly where is that other hand?)

If you all haven't noticed- I am obsessed with Jim. So I am issuing a challenge. Just post a comment about any pop-culture related topic and I will write a post about it and somehow link it to Jim or John Krasinski. Bet you can't stump me...

Dragonette-I Get Around...

2008-01-31T18:49:00.001+10:30

Dragonette are my new obsession-the singer is the chick who sang 'Take me back to your house' with Basement Jaxx and I think she's totally gorgeous and this song/video is so cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwJOVOtZpY

Also, check out this beautiful song-True believer also by Dragonette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LZd8TT2Nyo

For all you Felicity fans...

2008-01-31T14:40:00.000+10:30

Word on the street is that Scott Speedman (best known as Felicity's 'stalkee' Ben) is dating Cameron Diaz. I'll be thrilled if this is true, because do you know what this means? No, not that Cameron will have a gorgeous new manbag, but that the paparazzi will start taking notice of Scott and we can get a more steady flow of pics! So really, Cameron is doing a good deed for womankind-she is such a humanitarian.

So what do you think, hot couple or not?...

Jim's Fake PSA (JellyBeans)

2008-01-31T14:35:00.001+10:30

So friggin' adorable...and so true!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AZTagcmgiE

Jim/Brad...

2008-01-30T17:20:00.000+10:30

Never mind the Brangelina baby rumours (although congrats to them and Gwen Stefani too), I'm just loving Brad's shaggy new 'do!

Although, is it just me or does it look a little familiar?

I guess I'm not the only Jim fanatic, huh Brad? (I know, i know-there are many a Jim fan out there!)

Now if only Jim/John Krasinski would grow a bit of facial scruff like Brad I could die a happy girl...

So cool!...

2008-01-26T18:05:00.000+10:30

Annie Leibowitz, one of my favourite photgraphers, has taken a set of photos for Disney which include Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov (the dancer best known as Carrie's older, artist boyfriend Alexander in Sex and the City) as Wendy and Peter Pan, with Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, and Jessica Biel as my favourite, Pocahontas. As I said, so cool!

A close-up of Tina Fey as Tinkerebell-cute!:

Behind the scenes:

Best Chemistry (film)...

2008-01-24T12:07:00.000+10:30

Couples with chemistry fire up the screen with lust and intensity and make our hearts ache in compassion and yearn in recognition, and I think onscreen chemistry comes from a combination of things: the actor's must have been in love and experienced a broken heart, or have the ability to act like they have, and there should be some mutual attraction, but it usually can't be acted upon offscreen without destroying the spark onscreen. Onscreen chemistry between actors is a defining factor in whether a film is succesful or not, and there have been many a terrible pairing in film: Jennifer Lopez and Joseph Fiennes in Maid in Manhattan, or Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker in Failure to Launch (which was redeemed by the wonderfully kooky Zooey Deschanel). Here, I've compiled a list of the onscreen couples with the most chemistry, in my humble opinion:

5. Uma Thurman & Bryan Greenberg in Prime

4. Claire Danes & Leonardo Dicaprio in Romeo & Juliet

3. Nicole Kidman & Jude Law in Cold Mountain

2. Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith

1. Diane Lane & Olivier Martinez in Unfaithful

Also notable: Nicole Kidman & Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge, Diane Lane & Viggo Mortensen in A Walk on the Moon, Leonardo Dicaprio & Kate Winslet in Titanic, and Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhal in Brokeback Mountain.

Any hot onscreen couples I missed? Or terrible ones?

Sad news...

2008-01-23T10:32:00.000+10:30

28 year-old actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his bed with sleeping pills beside him. At this time it looks like an accidental drug overdose, and it's a shame. He was a truly talented actor and will be missed by many. Rest in peace Heath.

Random 'the Office' goodness...

2008-01-22T23:15:00.000+10:30

Here are some cute ads the cast of 'the Office' did for Puma awhile ago. Enjoy...

And no fair...

I want an 'I Heart Jim' mug!

Hot new (rumoured) couple...

2008-01-21T18:57:00.001+10:30

"Hey Rachel, do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

No, I'm not slow-i know Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody broke up awhile ago, and as much as I loved the real-life pairing of Summer and Seth from 'The O.C.', I thought it time to let go of the possibility of a reunion. Especially when I read that Adam Brody is dating rising star and fellow Adelaidian Teresa Palmer-just imagine how cute their babies will be!...

...And isn't Adam the prettiest guy you ever saw?

That aint no etch-a-sketch...

2008-01-21T13:05:00.001+10:30

Okay, so due to overwhelming popular request (6 votes), I will write my first movie review. I have seen a few films lately, and there are several I still want to see (mostly chick flicks like p.s. i love you, 27 dresses and the jane austen book club), but they aren't always worth talking about.

Eg. I am legend= Depressing, grim view of the probable future. Like a New York City version of 'Castaway' with a dog instead of a volleyball. Enchanted= Sweet, funny and sparkly. Best watched with a little kid, not a surly ex-boyfriend. Much of the charm due to Amy Adams superb turn as the princess (she should play Ariel in a live-action 'The Little Mermaid').

So, one film I have seen recently that is worth reccomending is 'Juno'. Written by stripper turned blogger Diablo Cody and directed by Jason Reitman, it stars Ellen Page from the creepy 'Candy' as Juno MacGuff, and Michael Cera from 'Superbad' as Paulie Bleeker. Other standouts include one of my faves, Allison Janney as Juno's stepmother, who puts a judgemental ultrasound technician in her place in one killer scene, and Olivia Thirlby as Juno's sweet and supportive cheerleader best-friend Leah.

The basic premise of the film is that after having sex with her best friend Bleeker, Juno discovers that she is pregnant. At first she considers an abortion but reconsiders after a schoolmate/anti-abortionist tells her that the baby has fingernails. So she decides to put the baby up for adoption, and after finding their ad in the local penny-saver, she meets the impossibly beautiful and self-contained Vanessa, played by Jennifer Garner, and Mark Loring, played by Jason Bateman and decides to give them her baby. As the months pass and her belly swells, Juno becomes aware of her true feelings about Bleeker, and she connects with Mark over their shared taste in music and movies, until he makes a revelation that leaves her reeling. But don't worry, the ending is very sweet.

'Juno' represents a very realistic view of teenage life, in which kids aren't fools and parents aren't monsters. Juno is smart, sassy, cool and confident. She is the girl you wish you were in high school, flawed but self-aware, mature but still trusting and open. When a Jock teases her, rather than feel bad about it, she is aware enough to know it's because guys like him lust after alternative girls like her: "future children's librarians". Ellen Page turns a character that could easily have become a victim, into a funny and strong girl on the verge of womanhood. One of the funniest quotes, (which might not sound funny, but it's all in the delivery) to paraphrase: "Inexplicably, every Valentine's day my mother would send me a cactus. They stung almost as much as her abandonment"

So if you want to see a funny, realistic portrayal of teenage life through the eyes of one special girls and her unique experience, see Juno.

My Ideal Guy...

2008-01-17T12:17:00.000+10:30

It's a delicate science:

30% adorable, funny slacker like...

Jim Halpert!

(John Krasinski in 'The Office')

20% sweet, self-deprecating outcast like...

Pacey Witter!

(Joshua Jackson in 'Dawson's Creek')

20% thoughtful, cool and arty guy like...

David Bloomberg!

(Bryan Greenberg in 'Prime')

15% tall, dark and intense man's-man like...

Javier Bardem!

15% laid-back, soulful strummer like...

Jack Johnson!

What's your formula for a perfect mate? Don't be shy, I showed you mine...

Whatever happened to Joshua Jackson...

2008-01-12T18:02:00.001+10:30

...aka Pacey on Dawson's Creek?

Adorably flawed Pacey was originally supposed to be the dorky sidekick to Dawson, who was the more obvious object of affection for teenage girls lusting after a romantic, non-threatening boy. But while idealistic Dawson endlessly questioned himself and his choices, action-driven Pacey knew what he wanted and went after it without hesitation, and soon, much like '90210's' Dylan and 'the O.C's' Seth, Joshua Jackson's portrayal of lovable 'sidekick' Pacey first won over fans, and then Dawson's best-friend/on-off girlfriend Joey soon after, ruining Dawson's hopes of sailing off with her into the sunset. Instead, Pacey whisked Joey away on a sailboat for the summer (giving Dawson a much needed dose of reality, in my opinion!).

Surprisingly, despite his tough-guy act, Pacey was a far better boyfriend than Dawson: committed, steady and loving, and ultimately, it wasn't Pacey's lack of love for Joey, but his lack of self-esteem that destroyed their relationship. But in the end, they were reunited and Pacey & Joey fans the world over breathed a sigh of relief.

Though not typically 'hot', Pacey was always adorable...

Adorable in a coat:

Adorable on a boat:

After Dawson's Creek ended in 2003, he layed pretty low for a few years, with roles in a few small films like the warewolf flick 'Cursed' with Christina Ricci and the Josh/Pacey fan must-see, 'The Safety of Objects' with Patricia Clarkson (warning: have lots of tissues handy).

Joshua's career is looking up, with several major films coming out, including 'Battle In Seattle' with Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson, and 'The Ring'-like film 'Shutter', and before the writer's strike, he was just about to film a 3 episode guest role as a doctor on Grey's Anatomy: Pacey in Scrubs...be still my heart! Goddam those greedy studio execs! 29 year-old Joshua is currently dating actress Diane Kruger.

Here are some Pacey quotes...

Pacey: Ever stop to think about how much hormonally charged energy you put into the quick quips and biting banter? Your life would be considerably more productive if you took some, what's that word again, oh that's it -- action.

(About Jen)

Dawson: This is not about sex, Pacey it's about romance. You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Pacey: Yeah, I do.

Dawson: No you don't because what I was going to say before this "The World According to Pacey" speech is this has nothing to do with the stupid "in" or even getting Jen in the sack. It has to do with one thing.

Pacey: The fact that you are scared. Face it, Dawson, the Jen Lindley you have built up in your mind does not entirely exist, okay? In your movies, she can be whatever you want, but in real life, the scripts got thrown out.

Pacey: (to Joey and Dawson, as they exit) Have fun, kids! (to Jen) Now doesn't that just warm your heart? Kevin and Winnie taking those first tentative steps back to the Wonder Years.

Jen: Actually it just makes me really glad that you and I had the forethought never to hook up.

Pacey: Amen, Sister Christian!

Jen: Why is that, do you think?

Pacey: Well, if you look at the clinical research you'll find that the smart ass side kick? He never gets the girl.

Jen: Oooh.

Pacey: No, the reason there was never a you and me, Lindley, is becaue you and me, we don't need anything from each other.

Jen: I'm sorry, I left my decoder ring back in the cereal box.

Pacey: You see, you, as the girl whose wanton ways had her banished to the boonies, you needed the affection of the unblemished small town pure heart to validate you in your oh-so-vulnerable time. Right?

Jen: Yeah.

Pacey: Me, as the perennial black sheep of the Witter brood, well, I guess I just needed the love and affection of a woman whose drive and devotion would so shame me to the core that it would force me to get in touch with, uh, I don't know, shall we call it, my inner achiever. You and me, we're different. We're on a level playing field.

Jen: God, and I thought that Dawson was good at deconstruction.

Joey: Pacey... This is about how you carried my bag off the bus yesterday. This is about how when we go the the movies, you go and buy popcorn. You always make sure to bring back a napkin so I won't wipe all the grease on my jeans. This is about how just last week when we were at miniature golf, you took all the shots first so I would know the correct path. You taught me how to drive. And last year at prom, you knew the bracelet I was wearing was my mom's. You kissed me first, sweetheart. And the second time, you counted to ten before doing it again just in case I wanted to stop you. You bought me a wall.

Pacey: I didn't buy so much...

Joey: And when we where alone on the boat for three months you understood without a word why I wasn't ready. Do you have to ask me now why I am? Pace... I'm gonna count to ten and I'm gonna start kissing you. And if you don't want me to, you just gonna have to stop me... Ten, my love.

And check out this gorgeous Joey & Pacey fan video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJpE2llZDEw

Whatever happened to Michelle Williams...

2008-01-10T19:48:00.000+10:30

aka Jen Lindley of Dawson's Creek?

The bad girl with a good heart, when Jen Lindley arrived in little old Capeside she was lusted after by sappy Dawson (sorry Dawson fans, I'm a Pacey girl all the way!), and envied by gorgeous, but insecure Joey. Everyone's favourite town bike, unashamedly-sexy Jen was the go-to girl for a good time.

That was until she met gay Jack, the first guy who didn't want her for her body, and she began to grow a little self-respect. Jen lived life on her own terms, boldly and unapologetically. Sadly, in the end, she died. Perhaps it was karmic retribution for all the bad, dirty, anonymous sex she had...?

After Dawson's Creek, Michelle Williams starred in some small-time indie flicks, until a little film called Brokeback Mountain came along and catapaulted her into the A-list, as well as introducing her to now ex-partner and father to her daughter Matilda, Heath Ledger.

Michelle has five films coming out in the next year including roles in Incendiary with Ewan McGregor, and an untitled film with Hugh Jackman. She currently resides in Brooklyn, New York with 2 year-old Matilda, and is also reportedly dating Ryan Gosling, ex-boyfriend of Rachel McAdams, with whom he co-starred in the weepy chick-flick "The Notebook".

Here are some classic Jen Lindley quotes:

[Grams runs into an old boyfriend]
Grams: I thought you were dead.
Jen: Great pick-up line.

Pacey: I'm a better catch than Tye the Bible-beater or that skirt-chasing Neanderthal Chris Wolfe.
Jen: This coming from the guy whose past two relationships have ended with the girl either leaving town to avoid prosecution or cool out in crazy camp for the summer?

Jen: I left home because I couldn't handle being the bad girl anymore. But if being the bad girl means not walking around in a perpetual state of loneliness, then bad girl it is.

Dawson: If he did meet somebody else and forgot about her than obviously they were never meant to be in the first place. See my point?
Joey: Could you be any more naive?
Dawson: Could you be any more cynical?
Jen: Could you be any more irritating?

Jen: Don't give up on your lost causes, you never know when your luck will change.

Lindsay Lohan: Role Model?...

2008-01-10T18:46:00.000+10:30

Why are so many young Hollywood 'It' girls (well, they don't do much 'singing' or 'acting') so self-destructive? Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan...the list goes on. With self-inflicted diseases from anorexia, bulimia, drug-addiction, sex-addiction and alcoholism, one has to wonder why these young women, who seemingly have everything:youth, beauty, fame and wealth, teeter (in their vintage pucci wedges) on the edge of self-destruction? Perhaps, with all their material needs met, grossly exceeded even, their souls are left starving for genuine love and attention.

Hollywood is full of lost little girls looking for love, hoping that a piece of fame will give them the love they never received, and when that fails, they seek attention in self-destructive ways. Sadly, many of these young women serve as role models to little girls all over the world, whose love and adoration is rewarded with the privilege of watching their icons self-destruct. They should take a lesson from the ultimate destructive 'It' girl, Anna Nicole Smith, who walked herself into the grave she dug all on her own.

I leave you with a quote from former addict Robert Downey Jr about his own self-destructive tendencies:

"It's like I have a loaded gun in my mouth, and I like the taste of metal."

And on a unrelated-ish note: how adorable is Shia LaBeouf in this mugshot? (he was arrested for refusing to leave a Walgreen's store-which is a pretty cute thing to get arrested for!)

Happy New Year!...

2008-01-07T19:20:00.000+10:30

Hey all, I'm back home, thank God! Not to dis the Falls festival, it was an adventure and the vibe was great, but there's nothing like being home. I also visited Melbourne, which I loved, and met some very cool people at the hostel, including a hilarious Irish chick, some French guys (who lived up to the cliche's!), a gorgeous French-Canadian girl, and an awesome American couple...

The top 5 reasons I disliked the Falls festival...

5. The squishy back-seat on the road trip.

4. The constantly deflating air mattress.

3. The skanky feeling of not showering for 2 and a half days (I discovered there were indoor showers on the last day).

2. The relentless sun (which turned the tent into a sauna and gave me 2nd degree-like burns on my shoulders).

1. The porta-loo's!

But, it wasn't all bad!...

The top 5 reasons I loved the Falls festival...

5. The comedian Justin Hamilton and his hilarious story about taking acid.

4. The tribal-like dancing of the thousands of people during Groove Armada.

3. The sweet, hopeful music of gorgeous siblings 'Angus and Julia Stone'.

2. The band 'The Beautiful Girls', who have a sound similar to Jack Johnson (and a lookalike frontman-so hot!) but rockier, and who had me dancing so hard I forgot about how uncomfortable I was from the killer sunburn and lack of shower.

1. The incomparable, luminous, incredibly talented Clare Bowditch ( 'I thought you were God' just about brought me to tears).

So that was my trip! If you are reading this and you were there, please leave a comment and let me know about your experience...

Also, I have something quite exciting in the works. I'll let you know soon!...

See you next Thursday!...

2007-12-27T14:15:00.000+10:30

Hey peeps, I'm going on a little trip to the Falls music festival in Victoria so I won't be blogging 'til after the 3rd, but I'll write about my trip and post pics when I get back. Also, while I'm gone, feel free to comment on my older posts-I'm hanging out for some feedback! Thanks for visiting and have a great New Year!-Love Ani...

Here is a list of the singers and bands I'm most excited to see at the Falls festival and their best songs (in my opinion)...

Angus & Julia Stone-"Mango Tree"

Clare Bowditch-"I Thought You Were God"

The Kings of Leon-"On Call"

Lior-"This Old Love"

Groove Armada-"If Everybody Looked the Same"

The Beautiful Girls-"Dela"

Hollywood High: Yearbook '07...

2007-12-27T13:53:00.000+10:30

2007 was a big year for Hollywood, so here's my round-up. Sorry if it's a little baby focused but hey, it's not my fault everybody keeps getting knocked up and popping them out! Plus, I love celebrity babies! :

Coolest Couple

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz

Hottest Couple

Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubrey

Coolest Parents

Heidi Klum & Seal

Hottest Parents

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

Most Multi-cultural Family (tie)

Heidi Klum, Seal, Leni, Henry & Johan

(English, German, African & Italian)

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Maddox, Pax, Zahara & Shiloh

(American, Cambodian, African & Vietnamese)

Cutest Parents

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck

Cutest Family

Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck & Violet

Cutest Dad

Ben Affleck

Cutest Mom

Keri Russell

Hottest Dad

Ryan Phillipe

Hottest Mom

Heidi Klum

Biggest Surprise

Nicole Richie's pregnancy

Biggest Meltdown

Britney Spears

Biggest Scandal

Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy

Cutest Baby Awards '07...

2007-12-26T22:23:00.000+10:30

Here are my picks for the cutest babies of 2007...

Most unique style/Dad-lookalike:

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' daughter...

Matilda

Chicest/Mom-lookalike/Most travelled (tie):

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter...

Suri

Best genes/Future heart-breaker (female)/Most travelled (tie):

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's daughter...

Shiloh

Coolest/Future heart-breaker (male):

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani's son...

Kingston

Most priveliged/Most exotic mix (French/Mexican):

Francois Henri Pinault and Salma Hayek's daughter...

Valentina

And my personal favourite...

Happiest/Cutest Smile:

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter...

Violet

And, my prediction for parents-to-be of the Cutest baby '08 is...

Gabriel Aubrey and Halle Berry

Thanks to babyrazzi.com and justjared.com for the pics.

Seperated at birth?...

2007-12-26T19:11:00.000+10:30

Blonde, bubbly, and more boyishly-figured than curvy, Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz could be sisters seperated at birth. Both fun, giggly and a little goofy, they share a modern-hippie style and a penchant for mini's (they also share a great set of pins!) and musicians. They are both free-spirited and rock-and-roll/hippie-chick sexy. They also share a glow and a cheeky, i-have-a-secret smile, that light up a room and a movie screen; and their happy nature's seems to come not from a lack of depth, but rather, from a conscious choice to have fun and be positive!

Merry Christmas y'all!...

2007-12-25T01:16:00.000+10:30

...Ho! Ho! Ho!

Call me Yente...

2007-12-24T19:53:00.000+10:30

I've been thinking...since celebrities tend to do such a crap job at making relationships work, and with such an excess of eligible young stars in Hollywood, why not play matchmaker? So,...

Today's eligible bachelorette is...

Mandy Moore!

Chocololate-box gorgeous 23-year-old singer and actress Mandy Moore has been entertaining audiences since her early teens when she was marketed as a Britney-Jessica-Christina clone. Mandy has a good head on her shoulders and a tight grasp on reality. Case in point: when Mandy decide to rebel against her overly manufactured pop-image, what did she do? Bump-and-grind half-nude and call it empowerment? Expose her marriage and idiocy for all to see on prime-time tv? Marry a drop-kick and pop out some babies before forming a drug-addiction and having a complete mental breakdown? Nope; she cut her hair short and dyed it brown. She likes funny, Jewish guys and tends to go for men who are more mature-her exes include actor/writer/director Zach Braff and DJ A.M. But with the bad luck she's had in her love life, maybe it's time to mix it up a bit.

So, let's meet the eligible bachelor's...

Bachelor #1
Adam Brody

Cute, funny Adam dated 'the O.C.' co-star Rachel Bilson for several years, so we know he's capable of maintaining a long-term relationship. But, I don't know if he's funny. Or Jewish. Although, Seth Cohen was- Chrismukkah anyone? While he is 28, Adam seems a lot younger and may be a little immature for Mandy's tastes. Also, he tends to favour shorter girls-Adam is 5'11", ex Rachel Bilson is a petite 5'1", and Mandy is a statuesque 5'8"

Bachelor #2
Seth Rogen

Although he's only 25, Seth seems much older, and while he may not look like the 'perfect' guy for Mandy, we've seen he can make a mismatch work in his onscreen pairing with another statuesque beauty: Katherine Heigl, in the hilarious 'Knocked Up'. Seth is Jewish and definitely funny, though his often crass humour might be a bit much for seemingly sweet Mandy to take.

Bachelor #3

John Krasinski

28-year-old, 6'3" tall, and funny John has already been engaged to Mandy in 'Licence to Wed', so it could be argued that if they didn't hit it off in that situation there's no spark between this lovely two-some. John's hobbies include flirting with Pam the receptionist and pulling pranks on Dwight...oh wait, thats Jim.

And the winner is...

Bachelor #2 Seth Rogen!

While Seth is the youngest of the three, he seems a lot older than his years; he is funny, Jewish, and down-to-earth which is a good match for Mandy's easy-going, nightlife shunning lifestyle. Seth may be not as typically attractive as John or Adam, but Mandy has stated and proven that looks aren't a factor for her. While not as tall as John, Seth is a perfectly respectable 5'11, a good 3 inches taller than Mandy (in flats). He's sweet, goofy and cuddly-perfect for Mandy to snuggle up with on her much loved nights at home. And although Seth's a little rough-around-the-edges, he might be just what Mandy needs to help her loosen up and lose some of her sugary-sweetness.

Aww, what a cute couple...good luck guys!And don't forget to send me a wedding invitation!

I miss...Ashlee Simpson's nose!

2007-12-23T22:44:00.000+10:30

Ashlee Simpson, little sister to gorgeous-on-paper but pretty dull 'singer' and 'actress' Jessica Simpson, was once the perfect antidote to Jessica's polished-to-perfection image. Both Ashlee's vocal and facial 'flaws' merely added to her appeal, which was more raw and rough-around-the-edges than Jessica's, and her nose gave her face character that is lacking in many of todays carbon-copy starlets. It takes a lot of character to carry of a big nose: kudos to Chloe Sevigny, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Blake Lively, Sarah Jessica Parker and Claire Danes.

Then sadly, Ashlee got her nose 'fixed'. Probably a 'deviated septum':

Don't get me wrong, Ashlee is still gorgeous, maybe technically more so, but not in that uniquely pretty way that makes you look twice; she's lost that sparkle in her eyes, that special something, and now she kinda just looks like everyone else. So, I miss Ashlee Simpson's nose...

Gratuitous John Krasinski...

2007-12-23T21:10:00.001+10:30

...just 'cus I can!

Celebrity Math...

2007-12-23T18:03:00.000+10:30

Husky-voiced bombshell Scarlett Johansson...

Androgynous Kate Moennig, aka Shane on 'the L word'...

'Panic Room' and 'Into the Wild' starlet Kristen Stewart.

I Heart...Chloe Sevigny!

2007-12-21T13:02:00.000+10:30

Style-wise, 33-year-old actress, designer and 'It' girl Chloe Sevigny is in a world of her own. She is a trendsetter, unafraid to break the rules, in fact, she makes the rules, and fashion-wise she is always 10 steps ahead of every other fashionaista. She is fearlessly original, effortlessly cool, and has style in the truest sense of the word.

Chloe has a unique beauty that is enhanced by her confident, rebellious sense of style and the way she rocks her assets and 'flaws' with equal aplomb. She is Hollywood's real-life Carrie Bradshaw: sometimes her fashion choices can leave a bad taste in your mouth, and she's not always beautiful, but that's not her objective, rather, she strives to and succeeds in expressing herself with veracity. She is always intriguing and never plays it safe at the expense of her self-expression.

Chloe's features, which could easily become plain on a woman of lesser character, are instead striking and oddly beautiful with her inherent style and deep, mysterious confidence to back them up. Her beauty is less American-girl than French chic, flawed but natural and accented by feminine confidence and inherent style. Whether in her style or choice of acting roles, Chloe does everything with a lemon twist: she is indie-cool yet not untouchable; her characters, though for the most part down-to-earth and relatable, tend to come with surprising quirks; and she is inherently feminine but with a slight masculine edge akin to that of Katherine Hepburn or Marlene Dietrich.

Chloe's acting choices echo her sense of style in their boundary-breaking boldness; in the shockingly raw 'KIDS', she played a HIV afflicted teen; in 'Brown Bunny' she performed fellatio on Vincent Gallo, blurring the lines between acting and porn, with many predicting her career would be over. In fact, her career has gone from strength to strength as she has recently expanded her repertoire to include mainstream and big-budget projects. After a guest spot on Will & Grace, she landed a leading role along Jake Gyllenhal in Zodiac. But the role she is now most widely known for is uptight housewife Nikki on the tv show 'Big Love'. Although, being Chloe, with whom nothing is without a subversive twist, Nikki isn't your everyday brand of stay-at-home mom, but the second of three wives in a polygamous marriage!

With legs to die for (mini's are her trademark-girlfriend knows how to flaunt her assets!), mysterious, heavy-lidded eyes and an impeccable carriage, Chloe is an inspiration for making the most of one's assets. She has the character to pull of her bold style and uses her flaws as assets to highlight her atypical beauty.

Chloe's courage, confidence and integrity come from the irrepressible trail-blazing, boundary-breaking spirit that is evident in all she does-whether in fashion, film, tv or life. She is the epitome of the 'It' girl, and a breath of fresh air in a fashion culture dominated by eager-to-please, cookie-cutter, zoe-bot celebri-tarts. Chloe's an acquired taste, but one worth aquiring, because love or hate her style choices, one thing she'll always be is utterly unique.

Check out the literally thousands more pics at http://www.chloesevigny.info/fan_pics.html

My top 10...

2007-12-20T16:22:00.000+10:30

...most memorable 'the L word' moments.

Season 5 of the L word is just around the corner, so I thought I would post a list of, not necessarily the best or funniest moments, but the ones that have had the most impact on me. Jenny, Alice, Dana and Carmen have been my favourites over the years so I'm a bit biased but I would love to hear all of your favourite moments, so leave a comment :)...Also, this is just a first of many L word posts I am planning, so stay tuned. Here are my...

Most memorable 'the L word' moments

10. Bette and Tina's sperm-donor party (Season 1)

Ah, sweet, naive little Jenny. This was her (and our) first introduction to the land of lesbians, and to the amazonian seductress Marina, who later followed Jenny into the bathroom like a lioness stalking her prey, and gave Jenny her first lesbian kiss, which soon developed into a full-blown love affair. As Jenny was living with (and soon engaged to) her boyfriend Tim, their affair played out much like the theme of their mutually loved book "Eros:the bittersweet".

9. The 'lobster' dinner (Season 3)

After Jenny's return from Skokie, which saw her bring her girlfriend Moira (pre-Max) to LA, all the girls gathered for a welcome home dinner at a pricey establishment. Painfully aware of how different she is, Moira shares an interesting story about the difference between male and female lobsters.

8. Jenny's haircut (Season 2)

After a her new housemate Mark (ethically questionable but totally hot) reveals that Jenny's hair is not gay, she asks Shane to cut it short. And in the moment that Shane begins to cut, Jenny sheds her past while boldy moving into her present and future as a gay woman, to the sound of Iron and Wine's "Naked as we came".

7. The Olivia cruise(Season 2)

Alice, Dana, Carmen, Jenny and Shane packed up and headed off into the sea's with mixed results. While Alice and Dana played "love boat", Jenny, un-beknownst to Carmen and Shane, had discovered that Carmen was in love with Shane (although, I think she would have had to be dumb, deaf and blind not to know). In typical Jenny fashion, rather than talk to Carmen and Shane about it, she channelled her hurt emotions by awkwardly suggesting threesomes, jumping into a pool fully-clothed and pushing Carmen and Shane together into a kiss.

6. Alice and Dana's break-up (Season 3)

To the beautiful strains of 'neighbour' Tracy Bonham's "Whether You Fall", Dana told a heart-broken Alice that she couldn't be with her anymore. Alice pleads and Dana gives her one last passionate embrace before leaving in a car with (a rather insensitive) Lara. It's impossible to watch this scene without your heart breaking for Alice. Alas, more heartbreak was soon to follow for the adorable Alice.

5. The yacht party (Season 1)

After being loaned a yacht by a rich Hollywood friend, Shane decides to throw a girls-only party (excluding lesbian-identified male Lisa). Bette and Tina are the first to arrive ("Boring"), with Alice and Lisa soon after, then a newly-single Dana, ripe for tequila shots. Then Jenny and Marina make their first public appearance as a couple, their brief relationship ending the next morning when Jenny finds out that Marina has a jet-setting, conveniently never before mentioned girlfriend who is soon to arrive back in LA and wants everything just as she left it. Bette and Tina leave early ("So boring"), Dana gets drunk and puts on a show, while Shane walks on the edge-of the boat.

4. The 80's transgender fundraiser prom (Season 3)

When Max (previously Moira) began his transition from female to male, he decided he would have top-surgery, but alas, his health insurance wouldn't cover it. So, Jenny and Max throw an 80's transgender prom to raise money for the operation. While Shane and Carmen bicker, Alice scores a date with the kissing booth girl and Dana talks to a post-op transgendered guy about her mastectomy. Meanwhile, Max, pumped full of illegal testosterone, turns into a macho stereotype when he sees Jenny dancing with another man (while Max himself was dancing with Tina) and grabs her by the arm, yelling cliches at her (Eg: you're MY girlfriend! What is he, 2? A girlfriend isn't a toy truck.) And I have to admit, I fell a little bit in love with Shane when she grabbed a raging Max and said "Don't hurt her, or I'll fucking cut your tits off", which might not sound sweet, but when you know Shane and how unattached and non-confrontational she is, it is so sweet to see her care that much about Jenny. Then, when Max finds Jenny, she gives him a speech which is just about the most clear-headed, honest and expressive she has ever been (In fact, she was uncharacteristically lucid through all of Season 3, but it didn't last long as the crazy came back bigger than ever in season 4), about how when she realised she liked women, she never ruled out guys, but she promised herself never to date a super-possessive macho guy with double-standards. Oh, and the 80's fashion and music are so tragically awesome-lace and taffeta and teased hair, I'm so glad I missed that fashion phase!

3. The Dinah Shore weekend (Season 1)

First of all, who doesn't love a road trip? And when the car is filled with our favourite lesbians (plus one self-deluded pseudo-lesbian) Alice, Dana, Shane, Tina, Jenny and Alice's fabulous mum Lenore telling their coming-out stories, it's that much better. We get to see the (very Shane-like) bass-player who broke Alice's heart in college, Dana's ill-fated tennis camp romance with the now famous 'Ralph', and cool little Shane's first crush way back in pre-school: "she took my meal-toy, and then she took my heart"....awwww:P

On arrival, the girls meet Tonya, Dana's 'fan-liaison' and hang out among the throngs of girls, drinking, discussing ways to spot a lesbian and attending a 'white' party, where Jenny shares her coming-out story ("she ruined my life with supposition"), and meets the lovely Robin who saves her from a potentially awkward phone conversation with Marina. Later, as Dana hooks up with the determined and persistent and slightly scary Tonya, Tina tells Jenny, Shane and Alice her own coming-out story, which has an element of irony considering what Bette is getting up to back home.

2.Shane and Carmen's (almost) wedding (Season 3)

We were all surprised when 'keep it simple' Shane proposed to Carmen after Dana's tragic death, but none more so than Carmen, who accepted after some initial hesitation. While trying on wedding dresses with the girls, she questions her sanity in trying to make a commitment with the most impossible person to tie-down. Despite Carmen's doubts, we see the girls migrate to beautiful Whistler, Canada for the wedding (brought to you by the heiress with a heart-of-gold, Helena Peabody). There is much drama to be had in all corners: Lara and Alice, who had been having grief sex for weeks, finally talked about their feelings after Alice decides to move on from Dana's death. Just as Tina and Bette begin to reconnect, Bette becomes the victim of some very bad timing (or a lawyer with a motive) in regards to Angelica's custody, which she probably deserves after her ridiculous and selfish plea for sole custody. Jenny disses max for a French travel writer, with whom she has some very passionate sex, the likes of which we haven't seen since Marina was around. And finally, Kit tells Angus about her pregnancy.

Not that Shane and Carmen's lives were without drama; both had been reunited with members of their family, and while Carmen's family were there to support her, Shane's father had a completely different motive, and he not only took away Shane's first chance at being part of a family, but he also destroyed Shane's confidence and any progress she had made by being in a committed relationship with Carmen. So, as Carmen began to walk down the aisle, surrounded by snow and a canopy of lights, resplendent in her white dress, Alice told her that Shane would not be coming, and that she said she was sorry but it was just who she is. Heartbroken, Carmen sat alone in a seat, wrapped in a blanket as Shane drove away with Bette and Angelica to the sound of "All I Want" by Joni Mitchell, a rather peppy song choice considering the circumstances, but I can't fault Joni...

1. The sad goodbye (Season 3)

After Dana underwent chemotherapy and a mastectomy for breast cancer, it seemed like there was no way she wouldn't survive. But she suddenly contracted an infection resulting from her compromised immune system, and after several days in hospital with Alice by her side, she died in a very moving episode, which ended with Alice broken-down and crying on the floor with a toy flower singing "You are my Sunshine". After Dana's funeral, in which the priest continually referred to her as a straight woman who had never found love and happiness, Alice stole Dana's ashes so the girls could spread them at her beloved childhood summer-camp. A long drive and hike through beautiful pine forests ensued, as the girls stopped along the way to reminisce about their experiences with Dana. Jenny told them about her awkward sexual encounter with Dana, which ended in a dance lesson. Alice shared the story of how they first met, when Alice interviewed Dana, who was deep in the closet and threatened to sue Alice for implying that she was anything other than straight. And Shane told the girls about the time when Dana, still grieving over her break-up with Lara, dropped acid with her at a Tegan and Sara concert, in a hilarious scene. The girls toasted to Dana-an amazing dancer, kisser and lover. And the best friend anyone could have. Then they took turns sprinkling her ashes into the waterfall as "Anytime" by Jane Siberry" played, and as they turn to leave , we see an ethereal Dana in the waterfall. This is my number 1 most memorable scene because it tears my heart out whenever I see it, and the girls reminiscing about Dana is so beautiful and sad, because we get to see a different side to her, a lightness, a naivety and sweetness that wasn't always evident. And the image of Dana in the waterfall, combined with the perfectly chosen song, is a beautiful ode to her life.

So that's my top 10, but I would love to read your comments with your thoughts and where you agree &/or disagree with me and why:)

And just to lighten the mood a little, I leave you with a great quote from (an uncharacteristically lucid, self-aware and humorous season 3) Jenny:

Jenny: You know what, nobody knows who they are. You know? That's what life is about, you walk through life and you try to figure it out and you probably won't figure it out.
Moira: It seems like you know who you are.
Jenny: Absolutely. I am the picture of togetherness and sanity.

I know it's hard to believe, but...

2007-12-20T16:10:00.001+10:30

Britney's new album is awesome. I've already raved about it, so here is link to a fanvid of my favourite song "Break the Ice"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xU4jtMDvY

I am the 'It' girl, and 'It' could happen to you....

2007-12-19T23:33:00.000+10:30

Combine stylish and gorgeous young 'It' girls Cory Kennedy and Taylor Warren with arty mag NYLON and here's what you get...

Just a taste...

2007-12-19T22:54:00.000+10:30

After my last post, I feel like posting something frivolous, so here is just a bit of random yumminess for all you straight/bi ladies and gay/bi men...enjoy....

The Final Six Minutes of the Six Feet Under Series Finale

2007-12-19T21:17:00.001+10:30

This will break your heart, in the best possible way. Perfect song too-"Breathe Me" by Sia...

Also, these promos for season 3, 4 and 5 are gorgeous...

season 3 promo:

season 4 promo:

season 5 promo:

Everything Ends...

2007-12-19T20:50:00.000+10:30

"Breathe Me"-Sia

I absolutely love "Six Feet Under". Or should I say loved, since it ended a few years ago, with the best ending I have ever seen to anything. It's so good it gives me major chills and a lump in my throat. It's the kind of ending that grabs you right in the guts and breaks your heart and makes you feel so happy to be alive and so sad that every beautiful thing will cease to exist and every moment will be forgotten as those who remember it will all be dust. I'm sure if you see the ending without having seen the entire series, it would not have nowhere near the same impact. That's because throughout the show the characters slowly work their way under your skin and right into your heart like nothing else. Everyone is so flawed and relatable and three-dimensional.

Most of all the women; I don't think any other show has ever had the guts to depict such complex, messed-up, sexy, smart, challenging and beautiful women. Claire is absolutely my favourite-I totally relate to her journey; learning to deal with her emotions through her art and her struggle to find her place in the world, after feeling like she was just an add-on to her family.But aswell as Claire, I loved Brenda for her bold, honest and messed-up sexuality; Bettina for her spontanaity and warm,open nature; Sarah for her earthy free-spiritedness' and Maya for her sweet, quiet adorableness!...and in fact, every woman that ever made an appearance was so well-drawn and flawed and complex: Ruth, Parker, Anita, Edie, Lisa, Margaret, Vanessa etc. So thank-you to all the creators, writers, directors and actors for making a splendid television show that transcends it's medium, like any art should, and will surely live on in many people's hearts for years to come....

and here are some pictures of a few of my favourite moments and characters...

"Transatlanticism"-Death Cab for Cutie

"Calling All Angels" by Jane Siberry

"Empty Spaces"-Lifehouse

Pictures thanks to hbo.com

No, I'm not gay, but...

2007-12-19T20:32:00.000+10:30

I just had to post these pics-I mean seriously, how hot is Jessica Biel! And can you believe Heidi Klum has 3 kids! And who wouldn't want to have an ass like Eva Mendes?...

Yes Heidi, Achtung indeed...

J'aime...les filles françaises!

2007-12-19T17:43:00.000+10:30

You have to admit, French chicks have something the rest of us don't. Maybe it's their cool style or their I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think (je m'en fous) attitude. Let's just call it a certain je ne sais quoi. Two of my favourite french filles are:

Graffiti artist 'Fafi'

In a art culture dominated by young macho guys, Fafi's fiercely feminine art stands out. Her 'fafinettes' are painted on buildings all over Paris and represent strong, fun, sexy women much like herself.

Check out more of her work at http://www.fafi.net/

Singer, Actress and Poet Charlotte Gainsbourg

Charlotte, daughter of Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg, is the epitomy of French cool. Her beauty is far from cookie-cutter, rather, her attraction comes from her quiet confidence and simple, chic style. She stars in the quirky French comedies "I Do", and "My wife is an actress" which was written by, directed by and co-stars her real-life husband Yvan Attal. Her beautiful poetry is featured on Madonna's song "What if feels like for a girl" and it is Charlotte's soft, English-accented voice heard in the intro:

Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
'Cause it's OK to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
'Cause you think that being a girl is degrading
But secretly you'd love to know what it's like
Wouldn't you
What it feels like for a girl

Au revoir!

It's a Common thing.

2007-12-19T16:10:00.000+10:30

This morning, I happened to see music video for Alicia Keys' new song "Like you'll never see me again" and not only is it a gorgeously sad song but to my delight, the singer Common plays her love interest in the video. Not only is Common gorgeous but he is also super talented and if you haven't heard his music, you really must check it out.

Links to the vid plus my favourite Common song-Go...

If someone could tell me how to post videos from youtube that say embedding is disabled, that would be great...thanks:)

Baby news!

2007-12-19T14:40:00.000+10:30

Some surprising baby news...I just read on perezhilton.com that Britney's 16 year old little sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant. To her 19 year old boyfriend. So much for abstinence.

A younger Jamie Lynn with big sis Britney-role model to all:

Also, the talented 22 year old singer Lily Allen is pregnant to 37 year old Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers...Congrats.

Lily Allen-a lot less fucked up than Amy Winehouse:

And is it just me or does it seem like just about every celebrity has a baby or is knocked up? I have a cool post planned once a few more celebrity babies pop out...but you'll have to stick around to see.

I'm so ashamed...

2007-12-19T02:47:00.000+10:30

This might be somewhat controversial....but I love "the Simple Life". I have been totally addicted lately and bought the first 4 seasons on DVD. Yes, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are totally self-absorbed and superficial, but in fact, there are some lessons to be learned from the troublesome two:

Be sweet. There are so many times when Paris and Nicole have done things that no-one would get away with. But they do. Why? Because they have mastered the art of flattery and playing innocent. It is amazing how much is forgiven with a few sweet words and flattery.

Flirt with everyone. A compliment as simple as "you're hot" or "do you have a girlfriend?" will make most people(namely men) putty in your hands. Plus, it makes them feel good, and what's not to like about that.

Play dumb. the more you act like you can't do anything, the more help you'll get, thus the less work you'll have to do. Plus it makes people(again, namely men) feel good to be needed.

Be spontaneous. Paris and Nicole have fun because they are spontaneous. They make the most of whatever situation they are in and find creative ways to spice it up.

Ok, so I know the show is totally manufactured and the girls have the luxury of a large disposable income and fame which means they get away with shit anyway, but I do think these are good tips for a happier, more fun-filled life.

And now I need to take a very hot shower...

I Heart...Alice!

2007-12-19T01:48:00.000+10:30

I am a totally straight (so far) girl, but I have loved the show "the L word" since it's humble beginnings. I remember when sweet, innocent little Jenny first came to West Hollywood and was shocked and awed by the sight of Shane, the local androgynous Casanova, making love to a random chick in Bette and Tina's swimming pool. I have watched the girls fight and fuck and lie and seduce and betray and live and die, and in my opinion it is one of the best tv shows ever made. To begin with, I totally identified with Jenny; a writer struggling to express herself and find her true path, driven by her dysfunctions and often a victim of her sensitive, emotional nature. But something happened over the years. I got a bit tired of Jenny's self-indulgence and ever so slowly, the sweet and lovely Alice found her way into my heart. Her humble, girl-next-door beauty combined with her humour, openess and acceptance of all make her the perfect role-model. She isn't perfect, nor does she pretend to be. She follows her heart and is fiercely honest, even in the face of pain and rejection. She has a quiet confidence and it is her deep self-acceptance that make her so open to love, in any form it takes.

So, to summarise: I Love Alice! And here are some more adorable pics...

Pictures from http://www.thelwordonline.com/

JAM envy

2007-12-19T01:19:00.000+10:30

Ok, so I'm a huge Office fan. To be specific, I'm a huge Jim and Pam (JAM) fan. To get even more specific, I am totally head-over-heels crazy-in-love with Jim Halpert! I mean, I know he is a fictional television character, but he is more three-dimensional, lovably flawed and human than some actual humans beings i know! What woman wouldn't love their very own Jim Halpert? Everytime he looks at Pam with those big, longing eyes I melt into a puddle. I hate Pam because Jim loves Pam, but I love Pam for showing that guys like Jim long for girls like Pam, insecure and quiet and sweet and plain. I mean, who of us hasn't wanted someone they thought they couldn't have. Jim and Pam give me hope. Hope that the Jim's of the world notice us Pam's, and secretly want to be with us as much as we want to be with them.

Shock...Britney does something right!

2007-12-19T00:37:00.000+10:30

Hello to anyone who reads this. I will be writing about my thoughts on my various pop-culture addictions-tv shows, movies, style, celebrities, music, magazines and books. And perhaps I will also write about my various pursuits outside of pop-culture entertainment, it all depends on how interesting my life is at the time. I hope that my posts amuse, entertain or at the very least occupy you....here goes!

Ok, so I know that in the last year Britney Spears has completely lost the plot, but there is no denying the girl has talent. I found her new cd Blackout for 10 dollars and couldn't resist as I love her new single "Piece of Me" (by the way, the song writers really hit the nail on the head with Britney's songs-I would almost believe she wrote them herself). To my surprise, the whole cd is awesome, probably the best I've ever heard Britney. It's dirty and sexy and get-down-on-the-dance-floor grindy, much like Britney herself! I especially recommend track 2-Piece of Me, 4-Break the Ice and 11-Perfect Lover. Believe me when I say I am far from a Britney fan and I am quite embarassed to be recommending her music but trust me, it's good. It's interesting-i should dislike both Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears' music on principle, but they're just too good! Long live the mickey mouse club. And no, I didn't love Christina Aguilera's last album. Way too theme-y if you ask me.

So well done Britney. it's about time you did something right.