Hollywood High: Yearbook '07...

2007 was a big year for Hollywood, so here's my round-up. Sorry if it's a little baby focused but hey, it's not my fault everybody keeps getting knocked up and popping them out! Plus, I love celebrity babies! :

Coolest Couple

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz

Hottest Couple

Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubrey

Coolest Parents

Heidi Klum & Seal

Hottest Parents

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

Most Multi-cultural Family (tie)

Heidi Klum, Seal, Leni, Henry & Johan

(English, German, African & Italian)

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Maddox, Pax, Zahara & Shiloh

(American, Cambodian, African & Vietnamese)

Cutest Parents

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck

Cutest Family

Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck & Violet

Cutest Dad

Ben Affleck

Cutest Mom

Keri Russell

Hottest Dad

Ryan Phillipe

Hottest Mom

Heidi Klum

Biggest Surprise

Nicole Richie's pregnancy

Biggest Meltdown

Britney Spears

Biggest Scandal

Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy

I'm so ashamed...

This might be somewhat controversial....but I love "the Simple Life". I have been totally addicted lately and bought the first 4 seasons on DVD. Yes, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are totally self-absorbed and superficial, but in fact, there are some lessons to be learned from the troublesome two:

1. Be sweet. There are so many times when Paris and Nicole have done things that no-one would get away with. But they do. Why? Because they have mastered the art of flattery and playing innocent. It is amazing how much is forgiven with a few sweet words and flattery.



2. Flirt with everyone. A compliment as simple as "you're hot" or "do you have a girlfriend?" will make most people(namely men) putty in your hands. Plus, it makes them feel good, and what's not to like about that.



3. Play dumb. the more you act like you can't do anything, the more help you'll get, thus the less work you'll have to do. Plus it makes people(again, namely men) feel good to be needed.



4. Be spontaneous. Paris and Nicole have fun because they are spontaneous. They make the most of whatever situation they are in and find creative ways to spice it up.

Ok, so I know the show is totally manufactured and the girls have the luxury of a large disposable income and fame which means they get away with shit anyway, but I do think these are good tips for a happier, more fun-filled life.

And now I need to take a very hot shower...