Showing posts with label ashlee simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ashlee simpson. Show all posts

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Hollywood High: Yearbook '07...


2007 was a big year for Hollywood, so here's my round-up. Sorry if it's a little baby focused but hey, it's not my fault everybody keeps getting knocked up and popping them out! Plus, I love celebrity babies! :





Coolest Couple


Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz




Hottest Couple


Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubrey





Coolest Parents


Heidi Klum & Seal




Hottest Parents

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt




Most Multi-cultural Family (tie)

Heidi Klum, Seal, Leni, Henry & Johan
(English, German, African & Italian)






Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Maddox, Pax, Zahara & Shiloh
(American, Cambodian, African & Vietnamese)




Cutest Parents


Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck




Cutest Family


Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck & Violet





Cutest Dad


Ben Affleck





Cutest Mom


Keri Russell




Hottest Dad


Ryan Phillipe




Hottest Mom

Heidi Klum



Biggest Surprise


Nicole Richie's pregnancy





Biggest Meltdown

Britney Spears





Biggest Scandal


Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy




Sunday, December 23, 2007

I miss...Ashlee Simpson's nose!


Ashlee Simpson, little sister to gorgeous-on-paper but pretty dull 'singer' and 'actress' Jessica Simpson, was once the perfect antidote to Jessica's polished-to-perfection image. Both Ashlee's vocal and facial 'flaws' merely added to her appeal, which was more raw and rough-around-the-edges than Jessica's, and her nose gave her face character that is lacking in many of todays carbon-copy starlets. It takes a lot of character to carry of a big nose: kudos to Chloe Sevigny, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Blake Lively, Sarah Jessica Parker and Claire Danes.






Then sadly, Ashlee got her nose 'fixed'. Probably a 'deviated septum':






Don't get me wrong, Ashlee is still gorgeous, maybe technically more so, but not in that uniquely pretty way that makes you look twice; she's lost that sparkle in her eyes, that special something, and now she kinda just looks like everyone else. So, I miss Ashlee Simpson's nose...