Call me Yente...

I've been thinking...since celebrities tend to do such a crap job at making relationships work, and with such an excess of eligible young stars in Hollywood, why not play matchmaker? So,...

Today's eligible bachelorette is...

Mandy Moore!

Chocololate-box gorgeous 23-year-old singer and actress Mandy Moore has been entertaining audiences since her early teens when she was marketed as a Britney-Jessica-Christina clone. Mandy has a good head on her shoulders and a tight grasp on reality. Case in point: when Mandy decide to rebel against her overly manufactured pop-image, what did she do? Bump-and-grind half-nude and call it empowerment? Expose her marriage and idiocy for all to see on prime-time tv? Marry a drop-kick and pop out some babies before forming a drug-addiction and having a complete mental breakdown? Nope; she cut her hair short and dyed it brown. She likes funny, Jewish guys and tends to go for men who are more mature-her exes include actor/writer/director Zach Braff and DJ A.M. But with the bad luck she's had in her love life, maybe it's time to mix it up a bit.

So, let's meet the eligible bachelor's...

Bachelor #1
Adam Brody

Cute, funny Adam dated 'the O.C.' co-star Rachel Bilson for several years, so we know he's capable of maintaining a long-term relationship. But, I don't know if he's funny. Or Jewish. Although, Seth Cohen was- Chrismukkah anyone? While he is 28, Adam seems a lot younger and may be a little immature for Mandy's tastes. Also, he tends to favour shorter girls-Adam is 5'11", ex Rachel Bilson is a petite 5'1", and Mandy is a statuesque 5'8"

Bachelor #2
Seth Rogen

Although he's only 25, Seth seems much older, and while he may not look like the 'perfect' guy for Mandy, we've seen he can make a mismatch work in his onscreen pairing with another statuesque beauty: Katherine Heigl, in the hilarious 'Knocked Up'. Seth is Jewish and definitely funny, though his often crass humour might be a bit much for seemingly sweet Mandy to take.

Bachelor #3

John Krasinski

28-year-old, 6'3" tall, and funny John has already been engaged to Mandy in 'Licence to Wed', so it could be argued that if they didn't hit it off in that situation there's no spark between this lovely two-some. John's hobbies include flirting with Pam the receptionist and pulling pranks on Dwight...oh wait, thats Jim.

And the winner is...

Bachelor #2 Seth Rogen!

While Seth is the youngest of the three, he seems a lot older than his years; he is funny, Jewish, and down-to-earth which is a good match for Mandy's easy-going, nightlife shunning lifestyle. Seth may be not as typically attractive as John or Adam, but Mandy has stated and proven that looks aren't a factor for her. While not as tall as John, Seth is a perfectly respectable 5'11, a good 3 inches taller than Mandy (in flats). He's sweet, goofy and cuddly-perfect for Mandy to snuggle up with on her much loved nights at home. And although Seth's a little rough-around-the-edges, he might be just what Mandy needs to help her loosen up and lose some of her sugary-sweetness.

Aww, what a cute couple...good luck guys!And don't forget to send me a wedding invitation!